Robert De Niro father again at 83
Surely too old for fathering children
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I think it’s less about having kids for him,
More about proving to the world he can still get a boner at 83.
It’s not like he’s having that kid to see it live a full, happy life.
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he probably takes Viraga
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When I was in 10th grade I took Latin.
If we could find a Latin word out in the wild and knew it’s meaning,
We pinned it on a board in the classroom and got extra credit points.
I got sent to the principals office for writing “Viagra means stick or rod in Latin”.
It’s a fact,
She was just a jerk.
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Doesnt count. The boner must be 100% natural to be concluded as a success.
Better luck next time Deniro 
hehehe
I disagree.
Boner=Boner
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Eh! More power to him. I hope he’s happy. It’s his business, anyways.
I mean if any of us dudes were in our 80s would we honestly say “No” to some young hotty fawning over us? 
Btw, DeNiro is a quarter Italian. I used to think he was full blooded Italian.
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strange a man can impregnate a woman at any age but a woman loses fertility in her early 40s
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Menopause is different for everybody.
It’s not always or even mostly in their early 40s.
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It’s kinda selfish on his part. He probably be deceased by the time the kid is 12.
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Lol im just givin deniro a “hard” time 
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Good one!
I like where this thread is going.
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Yeah, it’s really his business though. Regardless of how any of us feel about it.
Maybe his wife wanted a baby
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I am hereby sentencing you to 12 months of viagra. Also known as doing hard time.
COURT ADJORNED
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LOL
I plan on appealing and requesting a public math book to hide my boners.
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I didn’t even know he was married.
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I’m not actually sure if his married
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Accomodations GRANTED.
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It is his 3rd supposed partner. Living his life to the fullest.
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