Potato thread

[NopeyMcNoperson]

Yo yo my names tay-to and I’m here to say
Your pumpkin king done passed away
I hit em with my fries
Shot mashed from my eyes
He’s a damn pie now
Met his demise

[anon84763962]

Here’s a picture of a love heart potato I bought once:

[neveragain]

Juggle time! Three with two hands than…ope!!! One hand juggle with two potatoes!!! OPE! Can he do three!!!