Post your funniest, wildest dream

Last night, my brain pulled a good one on me:

Dreamt I found money inside a bag that was in the trash. In the dream, i thought to myself: " wait. Dont get too happy yet. This might be a dream. I thought about it. Then pinched myself very hard. The money was still there. Then “Wooooo Whooo. I gonna buy…”

yup, then i woke up. It took me 45 minutes to get over how dissapointed i was. I even did the pinch test!

What was yours???

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In dreamt last night I stole 3 giant bananas out of a metal box of a grow room that was abandoned and got caught by the cops. They said I was going to jail

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I dreamed that I was going to the moon and when I was there I became Katniss Everdeen, then a Norwegian Air Force thingy recluted me and I was a human plane.
I love vivid dreams.

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i had a dream that the young volunteer came to my house with a joint of beef and went into my kitchen and started to cook it and I was thinking to myself "I can’t believe he has come into my flat uninvited. then I thought “I wonder if his girlfriend knows that he is here”. and then I looked in the kitchen and his girlfriend was there too

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My physics teacher kidnapped my entire class, kept us all hostage and then he turned into a giant pigeon.

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Did you leave the peels for them to slip on???:rofl:

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I dreamt @Jesspresso sent me a personal message. I’m still waiting…

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I had a dream that tiny zoo animals invaded my house.

Giraffes, zebras, flamingos, primates, etc,

Licking everything they could reach.

Just licking floors, legs of chairs, the dishwasher, logs for the wood stove.

When I tried to pick one up, it bit me.

They all stopped and looked at me, I got that “this is distinctly evil” feeling and woke up very upset.

My husband asked me about it and I told him the dream,

He laughed so hard he nearly fell off the bed.

I’m still terrified of having that dream again.

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Strange! I had one once a bit like that. Tiny golden animals as chess pieces. The pieces were in a box which folded out as the board. They were animated - once the box was opened they crawled on to the board to their spots. Even they stood, they continued in motion on their square.

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