Sex sells
Cleavage everywhere
Nude women on my TV
I sit in disgust as others are drooling
Here’s the keys to the Playboy mansion
We’ll take your grey matter as ransom
Who’s the real winner?
Easy boy, your libido is too high
Take too much Viagra and you’ll surely die
Get out of my face
No one night stands
No whore for a wife
No strippers and hookers
No rich man’s delight
What happened to us?
hah… very nice poem!
the world is gross, men are stupid, and women don’t want to help them be better… they don’t deserve to unless they figure it out for themselves…
Thus the gender war will rage on forever as it does… and men will always take the cheapest route that has any level of guarantee to it.
Nice poem my man moose…!!!
I’m safe, no grey matter left. 
Awww, leave Playboy alone. It’s the only porn we had when we were in high school.
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