The power has been off to our house since I woke up. Everything is dead-no refridgerator, no toaster, no coffee!
How do they expect me to function without coffee?
And wouldn’t you know it, my phone only has 11% power and it’s eating it up fast. No wifi, no computer, no lights, and wordt of all-
No TOAST. Nothing crispy, nothing buttery, nothing crunchy.
What happened?
Oh the conspiracies are growing!
Was it a bomb?
Is our house going to be invaded?
No coffee!
I’m going back to bed.
That’s life, really.
Use your 11% wisely 
Let us know when you made it to the other side. Welcome to the upside down
That really sucks the big crispy one.
We pay good money for that electricity too, PG&E turn it back on you stinkheads.
So not in the mood for this shiiit.
At least the neighbors can’t turn onntheir loud power tools- bwahhaha.
Ooh, maybe I will go back to bed!
Ack!
Phone’s at 9%!
Hehehe what a brat I am.
The power just went back on, but the refrigerator keeps beeping and the freezer light keeps blinking between the numbers 3 and 16?
Darn the neighbors turned on their stupid leaf blowers.
Funny how a bit of disruption in my day throws me so far off…and I’m not very nice in the mornings😕
Sounds like time to buy a generator if that happens a lot
Or a solar powered coffee machine! That would be all I really need.
Camping store?