New emojis suck

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The new emojis from the latest upgrade are craptastic. Someone has to say it.

Pixel.

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Thank you. I didn’t want to stir up confusion

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Suck you say…What could possibly be wrong with these? :postal_horn::toilet::hole::vhs::joystick:

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VHS? REALLY?

My hair’s not that grey. @77nick77, sure, but not mine.

I want my old sticking out tongue emjois back.

The new emojis are micro-aggressions! Safe space! Where’s my safe space?!?

Pixel.

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:money_mouth_face::vulcan_salute:t2::camel::tornado::fries::space_invader::church:️:printer: Well, you brought this on yourself, mister!! Camel, frenchfry, fax…
Don’t worry @shutterbug, you’ll be :back::on::top::soon:!!

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I used to own a computer repair shop and people kept bringing me fax machines to fix. A fax machine is not a computer. Arse off with it already.

Pixel

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:flushed: The “someone put a stick up my ass” face
:persevere: The “I am taking a crap” face
:fearful: The “Oh my god, what did they do to my emojis” face

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I’m so distraught over the cat faces :scream_cat: it’s like I’ve woken up in some sci fi dystopia with a new identity :crying_cat_face: I look at these cat faces and I don’t know who I am anymore :pouting_cat:

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:scream_cat: Seriously, that used to be scream_cat, perhaps the most useful emoji we had :scream_cat: now it is pretentious_blowhard_cat_delivers_long-winded_lecture :scream_cat:

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At first I thought the triumph face had two white hands flipping me the bird. :triumph:

But then I thought no, that would be kind of crazy, it must be something else. Like blowing smoke clouds out of his nostrils.

Triumphantly.

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Duh, @Turnip, everyone blows smoke out their noses to express success.

It’s unofficially a two-handed flipoff for me now, too! Much gratitude :frog:

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:newspaper_roll::old_key::candle::radio::tv::fax::film_projector::vhs::phone:️:minidisc:
How about the obsolete item as a current emoji. Retro meets modern meets stupid.

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:sushi: it’s a sushi monster :surfer: it’s @SurprisedJ :card_index: it’s actually a rolodex omg :steam_locomotive::railway_car::railway_car: it’s the Flying Scotsman

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Haa!! Fun!! Rolodex!

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Have MI? There’s an emoji for that! The mentally diverse form of expression. :pill::confounded::scream::alien::ghost::japanese_goblin::bowing_man:t2::ambulance::hospital:…Sorry, possibly in poor taste. But I laugh to keep from crying.

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What happens if the new non-sz emoji end up in the sz forum?

Pix.

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Hey! I resemble that remark.

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That’s why you look so sexy in tight jeans.

Pixited.

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