I saw Breakfast Cup Noodles on a facebook post. Assumed it was photoshopped. The poster swore it was real.
Well, it is. I bought 5 cups, 1 for each of the kids and me. Not really to eat, but my son made one so we could try it.
So very gross. Take regular cup noodles, keep the same spices, but pour some imitation maple syrup in, drop in dehydrated eggs and sausage, pancake bits.