One day Cleopatra informs her maids that she wants a milk bath.
‘Pasteurised?’ they ask.
‘No just up to my tits is fine’ replies Cleopatra
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Apologies if the T word is unacceptable. Feel free to take the post down with no hard feelings
Thanks for the hearty chuckle this AM, @Jimbob! 
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I’m sorry but I don’t understand this joke?
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Pasteurised = past your eyes
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Ha ok thanks @everhopeful! 
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Haha!
I love the word “tits”.
It’s one of my favorite of the breast slang.
It was also the word for a specific popular drug in the show “Oz”,
That everyone knows I’m obsessed with.
One of my favorite scenes involves a guy coming off the drug, screaming,
“Give me some tits! I need some ■■■■■■■ tits!”
It’s hilarious, because, who doesn’t want some tits (the boob, not the drug)?
Gods, Oz is such a good show.
You all need to go watch it right now.
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The original version of this joke said ‘just up to my neck is fine’ but tits is far better!
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I agree, wholeheartedly.
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I thought it meant by pasteurised as in pasture. Like pubes. Like a bath only up to her hip height. But it still didnt really make sense.
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