My sister told this weird multiple part joke/story/question thingy when she was visiting for mothers day

I looked it up and would like to try it here. Don’t look it up! Just try to answer these questions! Not sure how it will work over the internet.

If there are 500 bricks on a plane and one fell off, how many bricks remain?

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499

bricks jn plane

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Correct!

What are the three steps to put an elephant in a fridge?

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open fridge empty fridge push elephant inside

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close

Open the fridge door, put the elephant in, close the fridge door.

What are the four steps to put a giraffe in a fridge?

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open fridge take eleohant out put giraffe in close door

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Nice. Correct.
Open the fridge door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the fridge door.

The lion king is having a birthday party and all the animals attended except for one. Which was it and why?

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giraffe

in the fridge

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The giraffe, because the brick reached its head first.

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Correct again!

The giraffe because it’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally needs to get to the other side of a crocodile infested river and the only way is to swim across. She does and reaches the other side safely. Why?

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she wasnt eaten by a crocodile

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Incorrect.

Because all the crocodiles are at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. Why?

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Because she sallied forth quickly.

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hit by the brick?

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Haha. Right! Did you look it up?

Because she got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Anyway, thats it. Its kinda amusing for a few minutes anyway.

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other user said it before in comment

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I see. I did not notice he said that earlier as I was trying to keep the threadd moving and copy paste the questions and answers and whatnot. You two did pretty good.

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im basically an amateur zoologist

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I suppose that my mistake was to not assume that the location of animals was persistent.

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and let me guess, clint is a brick layer?

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