My dog barfed on me and other stories from this morning already

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It’s not even 5am and my dog has already barfed all her morning food right on my lap.

Went to say goodbye to a guest leaving for the airport super early and my pumpkin, also table on the porch got knocked over.

Then the pumpkin rolled and pushed my plants over.

THEN we found blood on the porch.

Lots of feathers around it so it’s animal blood,

But still.

Damn.

I’m very into my routine and having things just so and this totally got me off track.

My OCD issues are flaring up now.

Hopefully it’ll pass and I’ll have a normal day.

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I’m sorry that it’s been one of those days @Charles_Foster

Hopefully tomorrow you’ll have a better day.

Hang in there

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Thank you.

My husband’s best friend has been in town for the last week and I’ve just been off schedule.

I think it’s catching up to me.

A normal day and some good rest should put me back in place, hopefully.

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That is a pretty awful start to the day! The dog would have me nopeing right back to bed. I give you a lot of points for continuing on.

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Funny story, at like 2am on my 30th birthday, i decided that night to sleep naked which i never do, and my pitbull threw up all over my bottom. It was so gross but also really funny. Like just my luck, and welcome to dirty 30 :joy::sob:

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Oh my gosh @Charles_Foster ! What an awful morning! I really hope your day turns around.

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I’m SO lucky! When my dog barfs she just eats it to get rid of the evidence!

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I’ve had a cat barf in my tea and didn’t notice until after I drank it…… It could be worse.

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Sounds like a pretty crappy morning @Charles_Foster. I hope the rest of the day has gone better.

I had a bad day last week that also involved barf. One of my cats barfed in the living room. When I tried to prevent my little dog from running into the living room to eat the cat barf, I slipped and fell a$$ over teakettle and landed on the dogs water dish which spilled water all over me and all over the carpet. I ended up with a dark black and blue bruise from the circular edge of the dogs water dish, like a giant bullseye on my butt. It’s only now starting to fade. :dart: :unamused:

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Wow @Moonbeam ! What a way to start a day!!!

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My dog was so startled by my spectacular fall that she forgot all about eating the cat barf. :smile:

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Lol!!! Hilarious!!!

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If you have OCD issues about keeping your living space tidy maybe you could get people to pay you for cleaning their rooms. Just a thought.

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All these dog yark stories have me worried. My last dog rarely slept in bed all night, and she wasn’t allowed on the couch or other furniture. Despite my recommendation that he NOT be allowed on furniture, my puppy is allowed up when he wants, and to him, this means all furniture is his to rest on. I was warning against it for behavioral reasons. I completely forgot about yarking! Oh, I will sh*t a brick if he does that on furniture.

Not that I’d be mad at the puppy- it’s not his fault that he’s been allowed to do this.

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If you’re worried about this,

I suggest an upholstery cleaner.

Because it’s going to happen.

My dogs make plenty of couch messes.

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Oh, I have a fully grown son; I have darned stock in upholstery cleaner (and Febreeze)! Also, my plan is still to train the puppy and my husband.

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Double barf :face_vomiting::nauseated_face::face_vomiting::nauseated_face::face_vomiting::nauseated_face::face_vomiting::nauseated_face::face_vomiting::nauseated_face::face_vomiting::nauseated_face:

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Ahh cat puke… A delicacy in the dog world

*Chefs kiss :kissing_heart::pinched_fingers: *

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