My Doctor Likes Pepsi: a Poem

I went in to see

A new psychiatrist

I saw three boxes

Of Pepsi sodas

On his shelf.

He asked me if I was

A coke guy

Or a Pepsi guy,

I said coke.

Then I can’t prescribe you

Any medication,

He said,

And called security.

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I would only treat you that poorly if you were an RC cola guy myself.

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“you drivelling loser of a man!”

“I’m here for an argument.”

oh you want room 203.

I like Pepsi and coca cola but like i not rich if i buy cola two or three bottes in the year so i buy no name cola 50% less expensive that Pepsi or coke lol.

In France coke and Pepsi like levis jeans and others brands inspire us the american way of life !

im hurt by this lol, rc cola is one of the best colas imo, in tea terms like earls grey compared english breakfast

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