I may have posted this in the past, but I figure it’s worth a replay…very funny!
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“All that she wants is another bagel, it’s gone tomorrow but
All that she wants
Is another bagel
Yyeeah”
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I don’t even wanna try this one.
This one is recent and famous.
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The Eagles had a popular song from the 1970’s called Victim of Love. The chorus goes:
“He’s just a victim of love
You’re just a victim of love”.
Ups until about ten years ago I always thought they were
saying, “Victor Malone.”
"He's just a Victor Malone,
You're just a Victor Malone."
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“Got me feeling so fly,
Like a cheese stick”
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I wish I could say my misheard song lyric that everyone makes fun of me for.
I still sing it the wrong way because I’ve been doing it so long.
It’s in this song:
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I still swear that Manfred Mann says the word douche in “Blinded by the Light.”
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Thats a classic misheard lyric.
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Yeah in purple haze I thought jimi sang ‘excuse me while I kiss this guy’. Pretty common mistake
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That is what i thought as well. What does he say? 
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This is pretty funny
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Haha! I think the actual lyric is “Revved up like a Bruce in the middle of the night.”
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I am not buying it. Lol. 
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LOL. I know my dude. I still swear he says douche. 
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Another common misheard lyric.
Beast of Burden, by The Rolling Stones:
I always heard: “All your sickness, you can suck a duck.”
Actual line: “All your sickness, you can suck it up.”
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This one made me laugh back in the day.
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There was this song I don’t remember the name of that I used to listen to in the early 2000’s when I was a teen that said “have you ever seen a girl in the club with a drink in her cup booty shakin’ like hell yeah?” and I always thought the guy said have you ever seen a girl in the club with a dick in her butt booty shakin’ like hell yeah?
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I am the wall rus
I was a kid 
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Do you believe in mill calls?
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