Say something funny. Like a laughing bunny. Tickle my tummy. Make me laugh. Tickle my feet. Say something neat. Oh what is a joke. Is it just blowing smoke. Even make fun of me. So even I can see. How serious is society when I’m laughing hysterically.
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I don’t think I’ve been funny since I was young. Jim Gaffigan was mocking an audience, saying; He looks like an overweight civil war General. Then in a deep voice he pretends to write a letter; My dearest Peggy…. Well it’s funny if you see him.
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I just ate some rocks….now I feel high lol lol lol
What if somebody gave a donkey some crack cocaine and he beat everybody up lol lol lol
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Weeeeeeeeh15151515’
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What if a flea mated with another flea and they gave birth to a bee! Lol lol lol
What if a flea bit Donald Trump while he was speaking and he made a mistake.
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I bought shoes off a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
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LOL 
that’s a good joke
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Hey it is Eddie Murphy on SNL. deep thought
Hey I can see Eddie Murphy on that video and I didn’t think anything. Deep thought
Yeah that might be my favorite “dad joke.”
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Hey I saw a bee and I laughed. Deep thought
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Deep thoughts used to be on Saturday night live. And they were on a long time ago. They were by Jack Handy.
I made a mistake it is on Sunday night live. Wait a minute it might be Monday night live.
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Rap tap tippity tap
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I remember when I worked at Sears and I would use the public restroom. And people would write things on the walls. Someone wrote “here I sit broken hearted came to s*** and only farted”
That was inscribed on the Egyptian pyramids in 2000 bc.
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