Schizoman, the man of steel.
Faster than a racing mind, more powerful when he’s loco, able to leap to wrong conclusions at a single delusional thought.
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Unable to reveal his true identity not only because of the risk of villains but because of stigma
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Also Schizoman can “hear voices” from very far distances 
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Anyone who has had schizophrenia for a long time and continues to light a candle while others curse the darkness is a superhero to me.
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“Look! It’s a bird.”
one time, someone said they was being a bird. the phrase sounded so cute.
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I will assume that compliment is directed at me and I thank you very much! I crack up the guy who I have to share a room with and it eases a lot of tensions.
Of course you know what they say about assumptions. When you assume something, you make an ass…of you…and me. Ass-u-me.
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Oh my god, the original post cracked me up!!! Lol
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He’s the most misunderstood of all the superheroes, even Super Bi-Polar Girl gets more respect than him.
And Iron Depression Man ignores him.
Schizoman ha. ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha
SCHIZOOMAAAANNNN
So I googled schizoman, and this came up
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That’s kinda scary.
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Whatever that guy is on I wish I would have smoked some in high school.
Schizoman
Schizoman
Does whatever a schizo can
Hears a voice anytime
Catches sights in his mind
Look out
Here comes the schizoman!!
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Wonder Woman - the indecisive superhero.
Schizoman - thinks the whole world is out to destroy him.
Batman - the one who’s a bit batty.
The Joker - the inappropriate villain.
Dr Evil - he’ll save your life but only for a price.
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