I came up with something better for Zeldox: helldogs
Also i gainweight acid, for valproic acid
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Hahahaha GEODAMN is good one
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Did I mention Side-Effexor or Dopamax already?
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I want to mention that I really enjoyed this thread and reading all of your funny and clever med names. I am really impressed at this kind of crativity and humor here.
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My last family doctor pronounced it AbiliFLY
I just had to laugh
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SYMPHRENOX for ipseity disturbance.
Labotomal
Disabilify
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cyclobuphenerol - name I came up for tobbacco smoke, donāt know why
These are all brilliant folks 
Zombify - An antipsychotic
Anticryensobine - An antidepressant
Antihyperactivine - A mood stabiliser
Relaxify - Anti-anxiety
Nonexistentiafantastica - The magic pill you take once that makes you sane 
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I was gonna say fuckitolā¦damn, too late.
How about cantcumophyl for impotence
makeitstopadone for psychosis
oralthrushadol for HIV
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The consultant psych I used to see pronounced Haloperidol as Haylo-peridolā¦ Maybe because it made me behave myself?
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Metformin gives you the poopies.
Clozadon, Abilicote, Risperaloft
Nihilatin
when you feel too optimistic
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Who in their right mind would pay others to treat them in antagonistic ways??!!
U said u were not going to be on here anymore
bothered pillsā¦
When was that lol