The Meow Mix song is stuck in my head, and I have a darned migraine again.
the kids are an hour away from home
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Dont let the bananas attack the dandelions in the spring.
I just had a kickass cup of coffee.
Probably going to listen to Coast to Coast later tonight.
Having a very english proper pot of tea with digestive biscuits. And a hamlet cigar i forgot i bought. Life is sweet! 
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Naaaahhh faamm,
Still in this doee.
I need to toot on my flute. I didn’t yesterday or the day before.
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Fraggle Rock used to be my favorite show. I like nuts. Garbage men are very underappreciated. I’m going to invent poopless babies. Thanks for your understanding.
I’ll take one poopless baby, please.
Also, let’s eat the baby. It might make us run faster or jump higher.
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I live………AGAIN 
Why did the cucumber and pickle stop being best friends after the cucumber slept with the pickle’s wife ?
The pickle was salty.
I just came up with that, how funny am I?
This only gives me like, half a chub.
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