My ass is my own worst enemy. I friend told me I was my own worst enemy. I thought about it and, true enough, found I had disowned my ass.
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Sup chordy…what are u upto… good night…
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Good thing it’s attached to your backside @PinCushion otherwise you might have left it somewhere on purpose-for good.
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Is there a Lost and Found on this forum?
Chordy misplaced her ass again.
An ass and a nose walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve these parts of the body here, but there’ a disco down the street who will let just about anybody in”.
And the nose got hooked on cocaine and the ass lived another twenty years until it started sagging so much and it got cellulite so it retired to the countryside…
The bu tthole should be everyone’s friend, well, your own of course.
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Wrong forum @PinCushion! 
I’m with you, chordy!
My butt is too wide. My friend comments on my butt every time I walk up my apartment stairs in front of her.
"Damn girl your ass is so big"
or
"That fat ass"
I think she’s is secretly bisexual, but hey, it’s not my business. I just know that she is being her blunt self, so my butt must be really fat.
I’m always knocking things off tables with my butt. For real! Then there’s the street harassers with their, “let me get dat ass” and stuff ugh. Having a big butt is difficult, stupid kardishian with her plastic implants is making life harder for the rest of us big butted people. I don’t want attention, it’s not my fault it’s big ! (it’s the hamburgers fault)
Us butt people have it hard! lolz, don’t let people buttshame you, chordy! BUTT PRIDE
serious but it’s funny
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Bad words! Swear Jar!
Most men like women with curves. These fashion runway models all look like a bag of antlers.
I like to see some jiggle when a gal walks by!
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