Irony of a sith

so i don’t believe in anymore ;
the cameras :camera:
being bugged
being followed :car:
the secret police coming into the house :oncoming_police_car:

but i do;
see my alien constantly :alien:
experience space and inter-dimensional travel
foresee the future
oh yeah, i have a spaceship in the back yard :rocket:
i see an alien in the mirror ( the real me ) :imp:
and a werewolf :wolf: ( me ) each full moon :new_moon:

that is the irony

take care :alien:

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Hopefully bruce willis gets a part in the new star wars films. Bruce would look badarse with a lightsaber

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Mouse still wants to be a porn star…and he’s crazy.

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The rules you must follow if you are a guy to become a male porn star.
THE RULE OF 8
You must be able to go, with out blowing your load, for 88 minutes (average of 6 times longer than a normal session)

You must live in the 831 area code (not sure really, but Northern Hollywood…so around there)

You must be at least 8 inches…that gets most guys caught lying through their teeth (length is important, if it’s too small, you can’t see it on camera)

powessy

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@darksith

It sounds like things are starting to do better for you. I’m glad your able to kick some of this behind you.

Congratulations.
I’m really happy for you.

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“Mouse” is an embarrassing porn name. How about “Horse” or “Stallion”?

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Well-A pleasant delusion takes the place of an unpleasant delusion.

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You seem to be doing well @darksith - Keep marching forward!

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if you ever do decide to take off into space, could you pls take me with you? i want to expore the cosmos, meet new people on other planets and just dance in the stars.

i’ll pay :rocket: :milky_way:

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I want to give a new shine to the unjustifiably discredited image of the courtesans.

Oh, but I also want to be a darksith when I grow up.

Too many options for the only one life.
:thought_balloon:

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@sarad you’re pretty

When you say it…

What do you think, could I build a career?
:))

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Let’s build a career together LMAO

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You guys could be the new Mutt and Jeff. Or Abbot & Costello.

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thanks to everyone , yeah, i am turning a corner, improving beyond what i thought was even possible. :blush:
take care people of earth :alien:

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or debbie and dallas…

I saw that back in the day, lol.

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I like ur irony for realz.
There isn’t any cameras in the house. I know cus I checked, and a friend of mine got one of those bug sweepers and checked and there weren’t any.
The aliens are real tho. I believe that and I hope they don’t think u are crazy cuz of that belief.

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though i would say hi.
take care :alien: