so i don’t believe in anymore ;
the cameras
being bugged
being followed
the secret police coming into the house
but i do;
see my alien constantly
experience space and inter-dimensional travel
foresee the future
oh yeah, i have a spaceship in the back yard
i see an alien in the mirror ( the real me )
and a werewolf ( me ) each full moon
The rules you must follow if you are a guy to become a male porn star.
THE RULE OF 8
You must be able to go, with out blowing your load, for 88 minutes (average of 6 times longer than a normal session)
You must live in the 831 area code (not sure really, but Northern Hollywood…so around there)
You must be at least 8 inches…that gets most guys caught lying through their teeth (length is important, if it’s too small, you can’t see it on camera)
if you ever do decide to take off into space, could you pls take me with you? i want to expore the cosmos, meet new people on other planets and just dance in the stars.
I like ur irony for realz.
There isn’t any cameras in the house. I know cus I checked, and a friend of mine got one of those bug sweepers and checked and there weren’t any.
The aliens are real tho. I believe that and I hope they don’t think u are crazy cuz of that belief.