I’ll say it’s “pizza” 
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If I don’t then they’ll say the reason is pizza .
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Im going to say it was keeping my mouth shut blah 
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That’s a great skill to have for sure! 
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I’ve heard the secret to living a long life is don’t fall. 
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Hmmm… funny you say that. I saw an article recently about leg strength being an indicator of how long more you’ve got.
LEG STRENGTH PREDICTS MORTALITY IN MEN BUT NOT IN WOMEN WITH PERIPHERAL ARTERIAL DISEASE - PMC.
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I asked my French Barber what the secret to a long life was. He responded…
“You don’t talk to nobody!”
But I couldn’t stop laughing. He’s a Barber and talks to people all day long! The irony of his statement had me giggling like a little school girl!
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That is interesting 
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If i had to choose living 20 years less or give up pizza i would choose pizza all daaay 
dreams in pizzanese
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I’ll say the secret to a long life is keeping secrets.
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LOL
That worked for the guy who killed Hoffa. I think you’re on to something, Nick.
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The secret to a long life is a boring office job
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Protection from falls perhaps? But why not in women?.. Curious!
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Oops… sorry… how daft am I. This failed to register…
One time I complimented my old drinking partner on his ‘new wall picture’. It had been there years!
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The secret to a long life is not dying.
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Breathing very slowly. If you notice, the faster an animal breathes, the quicker it dies. Sea turtles barely breathe and live far longer than humans. Dogs huff and puff constantly.
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