I was sad because I had no shoes. Uutil I met a man who had no feet

So I said, "Hey, got a pair of shoes you’re not using?

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My farmer friend lost his foot when he electrocuted himself, I used to bug him wanting to buy his left shoe, he is the type to laugh at it, he told people he kept it in the freezer in case they could reattach it someday.