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I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?”

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Yeah, I like that.

Two pigmies were running from a lion. One of the pigmies said to the other, “This is useless. We can’t outrun a lion.” To which the other pigmy said, “I don’t have to outrun the lion. I just have to outrun you.”

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