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I’m not selling my soul

Period. End of story. Not happening. I can’t think of enough ways to say no.

I completely understand if somebody does. I guess it’s alluring to some people.

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Completely clueless as to what you are talking about.

But I thought you wanted to be a sociopath, what do you care about your soul?

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I’m not buying your soul.

Period.

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Sometimes I wonder if a person could sell their soul and not know it. Nothing personal, just ruminating. But sometimes when a person thinks they are the most right they are most wrong.

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I am not selling my soul but I am donating my soul.

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I would trade mine for a 12-pack of Diet Coke right about now. It’s hotter than hell here (pun intended).

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Walk or hike in nature.

If you can’t be outside
You’ve lost your soul.

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I give my soul freely, its the least i can do for just being here, walking, talking, breathing, so much to be grateful for :slight_smile:

What a perfectly soulless thing to say.

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Hmmmmmmkmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Wazzzzzup!

This made me actually laugh out loud.

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I’d buy someone’s soul if it was a BOGO type thing. Or buy two, get three free.

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I’ll sell you my soul for a cheeseburger.

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Done.

Bnvcxzdfx.

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The devil offers more than a cheeseburger.

Random fact: the devil is purple🤲

OK, two cheeseburgers.
But I can’t promise I won’t sell it again afterwards.

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If the cheeseburgers have pickles on them it sounds like a deal.

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WITH pickles!?
It would feel like I’m robbing you.

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I once had a fiddling contest with the devil. Someone even wrote a song about the whole ordeal. This was many years ago. I won a golden fiddle.

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Your real name is Johnny?

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