Yes almost exactly like an inner funny elbow. 
I try to not fart around people i dont know well. But me and my gf constantly fart around eachother. It would be an absolute nightmare to have to hold them in with someone you live with i reckon.
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Ha ha ha ha I think it can be pretty funny.
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I used to do some right corkers when i was on the Real Ale. It used to wake the cat up - and he would do a runner lol.
I had some woman i was sleeping with complaining i did some right royal farts in bed as well. Probably why im still single lol (not that i care) 
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Just don’t fart on a plastic chair. It makes too much noise, and everybody will know who did it.
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I hate farting and I hate people farting in front of me. It’s gross to me. I have a fear that comes after I hear a fart. I worry if it’s going to smell or not. I don’t even like to smell my own farts… eww.
My dad makes similar argument. Says it’s natural thing nothing wrong with it. Try applying similar logic to emptying bladder or bowels. Barring medical conditions.
Around few people it is pastime. But in social situations I can’t figure out how some people manage to muster so much courage. I have to stop bursting out in laughter when someone in packed elevator decides to let out those silent stinkers. Or room full of people.
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Asserting dominance I see.
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World domination my friend. World domination.
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Someone obviously never had one of those hard ones that can hurt the butt.
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You beat me to it haha 
came here to comment just that
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You’re gonna need lot of fuel for this conquest.
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lmao. I wanted to post this exact thing. Couldn’t find gif of it.
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There are some old people who think farting around others is like giving them blessings.
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If you let one rip in company that is a bit high strung, just put on a mock serious tone and blame it on someone else. Extra points if it was really obvious it was you. You could get a laugh.
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A long time ago when I was in high school I was eating a lot of granola and drinking a lot of very strong tea, and it gave me the worst case of the most vile smelling gas. If someone had walked into my bedroom with a lit cigarette it might have blown up.
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I blame any and every fart on my hubby. He doesn’t even have to be home or in the same room as me- if a fart occurs, I always tell him not to. I’ve made a point of making fart jokes and having toilet humor with my kids. Consequently, my son has no shame. He farted loudly in class once, and announced that it had been him. He was in high school at the time and came home to tell me about it, so proud of himself. Ever watched the poo-pourri commercials for Christmas? Well, when my son is in the bathroom, I use all the references to the commercial that I can remember. I also give my youngest a gag gift at Christmas every year. We play a little game to see who picks the first present, and we all make sure she wins. Then she gets gifts like poo-pourri or beano. I don’t know what I’ll get her this year…
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I tried to hold in a fart one time, and shat my pants.
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