I'm being followed by a fart hater

He’s going to effin’ kill me if I let a fart.

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Fart loud and proud @chordy, ain’t no one going to hurt you.

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They say a trapped fart can become an anger spirit, bringing with it a deluge.

That or a fart is just a turd honking it’s right of way.

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It was my experience that my ass was rejected.

Are you having delusion or are you joking?

Both my parents were constipated ass rejectors. They made a poor adjustment to life. They would get angry over a fart.