Politics are too dirty for me. I prefer cleaning toilets and vacuuming carpets.
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You can call the shots from the toilet.
Who says you need to be in office to be president lol.
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Hmmm. I guess…………
You will have your critics while being President.
You must be accountable in your decisions when President.
You get all the perks such as Air Force 1, Marine 1, Presidential Limo, White House, etc… being POTUS.
A Presidential library will be dedicated to your Presidency.
Requirements are 35 years old and living in the US for 14 years or more. Be a natural born US citizen.
No mention of being a schizophrenic that would exclude you from being POTUS.
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Yeah run things from the shadows. I can picture that @77nick77. Mild mannered janitor really underlying puppet master. I’m sure there’s going to be space opening up in the current presidents retinue for forward thinking puppet masters. 
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Hmmm. The first schizophrenic president. My first order of business is giving every other schizophrenic in America ten acres of free land, free medication for life, and forcing every psychiatrist to not only make house calls but clean our bathrooms as well.
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Being President is the last thing I ever want to be.
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Sure you can @77nick77. You seem like a decent and intelligent guy. I would vote for you.
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I will not let you down, lol.
And thanks for the decent and intelligent.
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Go on …
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You mean like Fonzie from Happy Days?
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Yezzir.
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My actions as president would be relying on and praising the people in my cabinet who have experience in their respective fields. I wouldn’t take credit for any of their work, I’d just applaud them.
The President is a civil servant, not a king. He works for us, not the other way around.
From what I’ve seen of you I don’t think you’d make a bad president
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Well I do have a few ideas about how to run the country kicking around inside my head.
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Ask not what the commode can do you for you but what you can do for the commode
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Wow, I just noticed this.
Is that Ron Swanson ?
Fckn legend.
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The only commode to fear is commode itself.
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And neither am I.
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That’s a great imagination and or dream. But realistically, schizophrenia is such a cognitive disability that we wouldn’t be able to make the best informative decisions concerning the welfare of the country and every single American. Schizophrenics represent less than 1% of the population which means out of the 320 million people in the US, 3.2 million schizophrenics live in the US. There are more African-Americans (40 million) than schizophrenics which is why the odds or probability of Obama becoming POTUS is more likely.
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