Hitting people in the balls - The ultimate offence ( as in a misdeed, a transgression, not like an attack offence like football. Sheesh.)

Does anyone else remember adolescents in school and whatnot that would hit guys in the privates? I remember both male and females who would do this.

I remember this girl me and my friend would walk home from school with who would, at the slightest provocation, hit guys in the balls.

Anyone without testicles or who has never been struck there, has no idea how unpleasant it is. It’s a pain that radiates up into the stomach and usually lasts for some time. It can even make you dizzy. It’s a very unique feeling.

Anywho…I dont know what got me on this subject…but it popped into my mind and I thought I would post about it.

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I knew a girl or girls like that.

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Omg, I can’t wait until my boys stopping doing that. My girls never physically fight they just natter and whine and moan and insult each other.

The boys though. Five years ago they got nerf guns. How do you think that went? Eventually I said, this needs to stop. Your future children will thank you. You may as well stick them in the microwave and really destroy your balls. :person_shrugging:

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When I was a kid in school there was a girl who kicked guys in balls, she did it to me too, it hurt and yes stomach pain

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I don’t almost flag this one. We don’t have anything nice to talk about these days. I wouldn’t put a post on here about how to Kick the cat. Anyway, you know the point of this. Is talking about self-defense.

The age old question

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Feel free to flag it @DrZen :roll_eyes: . My post was in opposition to it. I wasn’t encouraging people to do it. I was explaining an experience I had. But feel free, in your ultimate wisdom, to flag my post and let the mods judge me.

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My instances had nothing to do with self defence.

I didn’t experience much of that, of course once and awhile you’d get tapped but it wasn’t that often and i literally never saw a girl do it. We did however play the “waiting” game which was a game that consisted of you tricking your friends into looking directly at your penis and or balls. Then you got to kick them in the ass a certain number of times depending on the technique you were using on your penis/balls. For example one technique was “the goat” where you tucked your penis and balls in between your butt cheeks and mooned your friend. Another was “the brain” a technique in which you squeezed your testicals so they were smooth and rounded. I’m literally sad now thinking about how much fun life could be before this damn Illness.

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Are you sure you want people flagging dumb posts?

Really sure?

:roll_eyes:

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Hahaha. Aren’t you a moderator? Look at yourself in the mirror, and ask yourself why you like to crush testicles. :joy: Then ask yourself if you think you should flag your post. Then go watch tv, namely the Jackass movies. :joy::joy:

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I think Dr. Zen is questioning the importance of this. Apparently it’s not erudite enough. Tbh there have been worst topics up here. :person_facepalming:

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are people misunderstanding my title? I meant offence as in offensive. not as in an offence like football.

I was telling people it was an offence. I wasnt encouraging anyone to do it

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It is the ultimate offense which is why teenage boys love the activity. When you have dangly bits and zero sense, it’s a common fun activity. Ive gotten where I’m just like, “well they aren’t doing heroin at least.”

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LOL!

You crack me up. You’re so funny, @sweetpotatopie .

:blush:

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Man, my standards for what I think children should do in their spare time is so low, it’s laying on the ground begging to be buried.

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LOL

Just don’t let them watch any movies that me or @shutterbug have in our DVD collections, and they should turn out fine.

:crazy_face:

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Because they’re mine.

:sob:

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