What if somebody put up stadium lights, for Christmas around their house.
What if somebody put a pine cone, on top of a Christmas tree…instead of an angel.
What if a person purchased, a Christmas tree…and it was too tall, and he cut it in half. and everybody got mad.
What if they made a documentary about clapping?
What if they made a movie about apples and bananas how they are green and red
What if I’m not really that funny
Oh but you’re a funny one. Rest assured ma’am.
Not as funny as you
Well we can’t all be the big enchilada now can we?!!!
That was a good one.
Lols, thanks, I try very hard
I want to get a Porsche, for Christmas…with a piece of dirt on it.
I want a coupon for Christmas.
What if they scientifically reincarnated Roger Ebert into a piece of cheese? Would you eat him with a cracker?
I want to blow up a balloon, and make it pop…for Christmas.
What if I got a pony for Christmas, AND a cat with no name?!?
I give up
I want to get a car for Christmas, and put it in a land field.
What if an evening newscast had a host who said on live television, “That’s all the news we have for you tonight folks. Now please, go and kiss my ass.”
I’m funny, no I’m not funny, ah I don’t know?
Wave are you there?
Yes I’m here @Jake
What’s up buddy?
Thank you…….1million1million1million