CANADIAN INVASION UNDERWAY IN SEVERAL US STATES — 70 INJURED — 300 MILLION+ CONFUSED AS HELL
@Nomad Nomad spots Quebec license plate outside of Starbucks
@Ninjastar reports several polite, friendly people knocking on her door asking for cake
@san_pedro watching from a distance, enjoying popcorn
Leader of invasion claims he wants to bring an invasion of kindness to divided United States
Thank you for that interesting report Nomad, in other reports… The statistics show that people want ilovethaifood to eat some Thai food and shut up for awhile. Back to you Nomad.
Millions of Americans paralyzed with confusion standing in doorway with plates of pancakes and no syrup.
Thanks guys… we now turn to @Ninjastar. ninjastar, just how polite were these people?
Coming up next we’ll talk to a Canadian, @shutterbug, and ask him for survival tips that may be helpful amidst the chaos.
Well, @Nomad, they asked me how I was feeling, told me my apple cider cupcakes were “quite tasty, thank you so much,” and offered me fresh flowers. I was repeatedly called “friend.” It was savage, I only just got away!
Is this games on? Jeez who stole my turkey sandwich from the fridge, it had a label on it… what the camera is on? Hello this is ilovethaifood filling in for ninjastar, reports indicate that ninjastar is currently recovering from a food coma after eating so much cake on her birthday. The polls show she thinks discrimination about cake buyers is wrong… Back to you @Nomad. Can’t wait for @shutterbug to give us the sports report during this nice weather we’re having. Lmao
I’ll make those damn Mounties rue the day they ever set foot in the U.S.A with their weird version of bacon and their damn Bieber producing homeland.
But I hate to admit it but I like their pennies and nickles better than ours.
I was thinking of starting a resistance movement until I heard that Canada had clean subways and a better disability program than the US. So I surrendered and asked for free transportation on the expanded public transportation system the Canadians had installed in my city. I also got a job because the drugs in the pharmacy became affordable. Thanks for invading us Canada.
Uh oh a drug company headquartered in Ireland has sent in the tanks to try to retake America so they can charge obscene prices again. We will fight them to the death. Oh Canada!!!
Where else do you meet imaginary ice hockey playing cats?
