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Mexico just invaded Canada. The death toll for the Mounted Police is still rising but it’s estimated that 5000 died in an initial aerial attack with Mexico’s fleet of Stealth bombers. When asked about the heavy causalities, Canada’s commander-in-chief issued a statement to the world press and said, “AAAyyy”.

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#2

You feeling a little weird tonight, Nick?

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#3

April Fools…

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#4

OH! God, I thought you’d lost your mind. It wasn’t the slightest bit believable.

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#5

Yeah, I could have done better.

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#6

No, if you’d really fooled us, it would be toooo frightening.

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#7

A Russian invasion is more likely. :yum:

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