I haven’t made any of these yet but I want to as growing up with church food functions is really nostalgic
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I wish I had learned how to cook. I mostly heat stuff up or microwave stuff now. I’m hungry now so I’m going to have cheese on crackers.
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MICK'S GUACAMOLE
4 avacados, mashed
2 roma tomatoes finely chopped
1/2 bunch of cilantro finely chopped
1/4 red onion, finely chopped
1 juice of one lime
spices:
1 teaspoon salt
1 /2 teaspoon white pepper
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon TABASCO sauce
mix all the ingredients and refrigerate one hour…serve with salsa and chipe…
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MICK'S SALSA
4 cans chopped tomatoes in their juice
12 roasted jalapenos without the seeds…(easily seperated after roasting in oven at 350 for thirty mins.)
1 bunch of cilantro destemmed and chopped finely…
1 teaspoon salt
1 juice of one lime
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Recipe: Cereal
Ingredients: Cereal (room temperature), milk (refrigerated)
Tools: Bowl, spoon
Instructions: Pour cereal into bowl. Next, pour milk into the bowl. Finally, eat the cereal by scooping it into the spoon, putting it into your mouth, taking it from the spoon, removing the spoon from your mouth, and chewing.
Serves 1
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Hahaha you cheeky runt @Sardonic
One thing I would change in that recipe though. First you put the milk and only then you put the cereal
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Do you like pasta? Vegan? Meat?
Have you been taking your meds? Because you must be completely out of touch with reality to believe that pouring milk into a bowl and then piling cereal on top is acceptable.
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Hahaha! I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt on this one.
But tell me, which way do you hang the toilet paper: over or under? @Sardonic
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Over. Definitely over. And what say you? @AccreditedPsych
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It’s my secret recipe, I been over a hot stove all day 
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@Sardonic over too. Glad we’re on the same team on this one 
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Nacho cheese or cool ranch?
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just original chips no flavoring for my doritos thank you.
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nobody complimented me on my salsa and guacamole recipes???
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Oooh I’ve never had any of those. They both sound good but by the looks of it I’d pick nacho cheese.
Goku or vegeta? @Sardonic
Cool ranch for me! Lol, as much as I love Goku, I have to say that Vegeta’s story is more enticing. Guess I’m team Vegeta.
Naruto or DBZ? @AccreditedPsych
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Store bought egg nog around Thanksgiving with some Myers dark rum added -
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Looks kinda like mr. Chicken what we have here. Their colors are like a bright yellow and brown
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