Dog Poo DNA

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thats some hi tech poop policing :smiley:

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I poo bombed a Welsh language student at the University of Wales. On the side of the building there was graffiti saying Llewellyn the only Prince of Wales. And I lobbed a carrier bag full through his window into his study room.

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Wow! Europa lol

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This is nuts!!! I can’t believe it!

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The dog Poo police has just upgraded itself.

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Canine Emission Police Unit

CEPU pronounced “See poo”

This has been my contribution to the forum today. You’re welcome. :grimacing:

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Poo-poo PD!

Freeze! Put your paws where I can see them

:police_car: :rotating_light::policeman::policewoman::man_police_officer::oncoming_police_car::gun:

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Imagine being the guy who’s job it is to do this :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

What do you tell your date?

I…I aaa…I’m a doggy poop forensic detective

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I wonder what the the person whose job this is puts on their resume to make it sound more professional. Canine waste detection specialist?

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Lmaooo that’s funny

I’m in the forensics unit… Canine division

:smile::smile::smile:

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Lmao! Hilarious!!!

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@SacredNeigh7

maybe the guy who yelled at you about the dog poop accident should be the first officer of the dog poop committee :joy: He has a good eye for finding poop :stuck_out_tongue:

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To the next bird that craps on my car I will find you.

:thinking:

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@ThePickinSkunk, Avian Waste Detection Specialist Extraordinaiire

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Tucan Sam is the first poo detective. His strategy has always been to follow your nose.

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Looooool good one :joy:

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What a pooptastic thread! :thinking::innocent:

Speaking of animal poo, our family cats tend to poo in the bath or under the sink. They have a litter tray but only use it half the time.

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