Fat old fart who won’t be delivering your Christmas presents.
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I wear a black hat and carry around a mean hound…often seen at crossroads at midnight…also double as the tooth fairy every other Thurs but only in Canada…
Try to imagine an Egg-McMuffin crossed with a Doberman Pincher and you will see what I have to see every day of my life while shaving in front of the mirror.
A tall mean ass kid .
Small, big eyes, black hairs. can be said to be fit.
I am really shy and insecure about my physical appearance. I wish I could relax about it.