Damn it! China has to stop getting children’s heads caught in automated rice pickers!! And farmers have to stop feeding their cattle baked beans, fcs!! Cow farts are destroying our Planet!! And so on…and such as…
And when you shuck corn people, please make sweaters out of the husks and donate them to our Eskimos! They’re all freezing!! Lastly, we need to STOP buying high heels made by disenfranchised Indonesian midgets!!
And I deserve a Caddilac because I’m a human being who once lived in a tent!!
Think of the Children!!
