…shrimp scampi, gumbo, lemon peppered, and fried…and thats about all the ways i know to cook shrimps…oh crap it was a gif…lol crap redo
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Unfortunately, the black box from doomed flight 737 shows that Fred the pilot had a deep-seated fear of seagulls.
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Apparently, the first priority when experiencing chronic diarrhea is to pause your favorite porn video.
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Oh crap! I just accidentally insulted Daze! Here she comes! I’m outta here!!!
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Fred’s home-made in-flight toilet ejection seat was the perfect way to get rid of his mother-in-law.
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Ha, ha, you’re on fire tonight. I concede the contest, I’m not even going to try to top those.
@Patrick, I rested, I recouped, and I got my second wind. I’m back!!
Georges claustrophobia hits him when he expects it least.
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Holy sh*t, I was supposed to pick up the wife from the train station two days ago. I’ll be sleeping on the couch for a month".
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“Henry, sees the Starship Enterprise and wishes he hadn’t flipped them off when they passed a week ago”.
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Mommy, I’m scared.
Mom upstairs: The meatloafs ready!
Guy 1: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Ahhhhhhhh thats too funny…
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When you’re playing video games and you’re holding your pee for far too long.
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“Looks like the Joker, WHAT!? TO THE BAT SIGNAL!”
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