Something wrong with this water, just can’t seem to put finger on it.
Ron Weasley you little creep! Have you been mixing potions again?
Ahhh…nothing like a little Melon Juice to start your day!
“Men are intimidated by me. I never use a glass”…
Good one @Patrick . You win, everybody else should give up!
I never need to wear a life jacket when I swim in lakes.
“Why thank you sir, I grew them myself”.
“My IQ is 80, I’m totally mean, I have no personality, and I have herpes, but for some strange reason that I can’t put my finger on I get asked out every day”.
"My pet name for them is, “Ball busters 1 & 2”
“There’s a place in heaven for girls like me”.
They double as a plasma screen. I have to keep drinking the electrolytes to power it up.
“I’ll have a double-double, please.”
(For those who aren’t Toques, that means you’ve just ordered a coffee with two cream and two sugar at Tim Horton’s in Canada.)
Edit: I was once in line at Tim’s and I hear this woman behind me squeal, “OH, I KNOW! THEY’RE HUGE!!!” I turned around and they WERE huge. Her breasts that is. I have no idea if that was what she was talking about, but I wound up gaping at her chest. In the meantime I’ve got the clerk at the counter going, “sir, your order please?”
“Uh, a double-double, thanks.”
I was beet red.
Pixel.
Omg! Me, if I was a women.
i think i am retaining water in the right place (got milk)
and to think only yesterday i was in a dbl A
You are TOTALLY playing my song…
Pixel.
Sorry there’s no glasses, I spent all the money on jugs.
Breastfeeding Humpty Dumpty’s twin boys was exhausting.