and everybody knows, wearing hats make you go bald. that’s my story and im sticken to it haha.
secondary reason, is to pluck innocent victims with fastballs. bald heads and bruises, it’s a sinister game.
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My grandparents used to have a private box for baseball games, and my parents would take us all. I hated it because we had to sit in the chairs the whole time, I wasn’t allowed to read, and it was WAY too far away for me to see anything going on. I got in trouble a lot for throwing french fries over the balcony at people. As an adult, I get it. It was inconsiderate. As a 7 year old, I felt like baseball was the ultimate punishment for me
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Hats used to be expected in public. Maybe the conspiracy is losing traction.
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I’ve never been to a baseball game, I know it’s not for everyone and I don’t watch it much but it sounds fun. I like to imagine what it’s like to have a grandpa or dad take you to a game, but since I’m balding I enjoy the hats lol.
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