I want to kiss anyone under the mistletoe. help me out! 
Ewwwwwwww ā¦
cuts down the mistletoe
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You old enough to drink young man??
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Go caroling with your local church group ask for extra copies of the music and try to keep up and see where it goes and which houses you carol atā¦lol you never know man but get out there and sing a bit. Get out der rocky!
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hereās a text version of my singing:
āhere comes santa claws
hair corms santa clws
right down santa calfmkfn kjf nkadjfā
I know. Iām supposed to be good at hymns, too; just like how Iām addicted to chicken. but Iām the 0.1% cultural failure. 
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You have āword saladā? Dang
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Lol listen man itās hymns man, you go caroling christmas hymns like silent night, or O holy night, etc.
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thatās a brilliant idea. I can be those ātough and not into loveā type of hot dudes! thatāll surely get me a kiss under the mistletoe. 
I am, right? I mean, my brother gave me some eggnog, the other day. they say that eggnog can be alcoholic, I think.
We got mistletoe for our apartment last Christmas. It backfired given that pretty much our entire friend group is female. Resulted in a lot of girl on girl action 
lol
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Iād be happy to have that under my mistletoe, too. 
but that will be harder to arrange.
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