Am I in brownies

All these badges I was actually the worst brownie ever never had 20 p
I am back from Nepal I cried on a monk and he told me to cleanse my mind
Just going to the shop for the brain cleaner.
Then I got on an elephant we heard a wild cat go mental in a bush
And saw RHINOS yes RHINOs It was magical when we saw the mother and baby and a male posed for us strutting his stuff another one had a bath in front of us. I had a great time now I am back home thinking wtf just happened lol