Am Drunk! Lishen Up!

CauSe am goNna Tell it like it ish!!..

@everhopeful? YEr PoeMs are shilLy…in a gOod old farTed way thoUgh!!!

(faceplants on to keyboard)

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But I seriously think @everhopeful should catalogue his poems…put them in a book form…and eventually gift them to his loved ones.

What a treasure trove of thoughtful words for his nieces and nephews! :sunny:

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I remember the last time I posted after a few beers, @Rhubot wanted to kill me! lol!

So I’ll try to keep it a little ‘lighter’ tonight.

Yo pat… You kind of just broke a rule here…

Just saying man. Catch you on the flipside.

I was kidding…I’m drinking ‘near beer’ from the grocery store…point 0000.1 percent alcohol. :wink:

What drink have so low alcohol?

I’m drinking a beer right now called ‘Goose the Moose’…It’s a non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like real beer.

Only in Canada, eh?

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Well, I think I need to fly to Canada to have this beverage without alcohol.

So… You’re drinking urine?

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Haha, pixel. You let me want to watch porn movies.

Nothing beats a good steak medium rare with a glass of wine (just one glass) I got boundaries lol

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I’ve been accused of a lot of things here over the years, but this has to be a first.

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Really? I am the first!!

Please make sure you watch high quality pr0n – I don’t want to get the wrong sort of rep, you know.

:worried:

Well, I am starting to improve my taste over pron. Thanks, pixel.
I apologize. I admit my s*x life is not very normal. I am trying to let it more normal.

Where is patrick? He really leave?

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