Go ahead…ask me anything.
I will decode the mysteries of life and set you free on a path of enlightenment!
Go ahead…ask me anything.
I will decode the mysteries of life and set you free on a path of enlightenment!
And by the way. It really is true that cats and Bill Cosby cause Schizophrenia!
“Ya puts the foozle flop in the fizzle floop…yazee??”
How does one go about getting a big ego?
Big egos are either earned or fabricated.
All I know is whenever I get up a couple hundred bucks in my bank account, I start getting cocky and walk with a swagger!
It’s pretty fleeting though, as the money I’m up usually gets put quickly toward a utility bill…or rent…groceries…etc.
I can help you get big Legos, lol. They’re called Duplos.
Leggo of my ego.
How about some Lincoln Logs instead?
Possibly the worst advice ever??
My father-in-law’s neighbour was dying of terminal cancer and he suggested the dude read “The Doctor’s Book of Home Remedies” to help cure his disease!!
Ouch!!
I wish I had more swag. How can I became a swaggier person?
Swag is a state of mind.
Don’t dwell on the negative. Endorse yourself for all of your accomplishments and the swag will follow!
Confident people are sexy and magnetic.
That reminds me, my stepmom once asked me what swag meant, and I said it was when you were confident in a cool way, and used Snoop Dogg as an expample for someone who has a lot of swag.
She paused for a bit and then went “well, what if I don’t think Snoop Dogg has swag?”
My dear, then you don’t understand swag.
I always laugh when I’m driving and i see some kid all dressed up in rapper gear…the backwards ballcap…the baggy pants…the bling.
I always turn to my wife and say…
“That’s the I’m not famous, but I should be” style of dress.
My 75 year old Barber’s advice?
“If you want a peaceful life, the less people you talk to the better”
Which is hilarious coming from him because that’s all he does all day…cut hair and talk to people!
should i care that my president is an incompetent a-hole?
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