Reddit had a post from a guy who said he doesn’t think he has ever spent 24 hours naked. If you think about it this is probably true for nearly everyone. As a baby you had baby clothes and so on for all your life.
This post intrigued me and I have decided to spend 24 hours naked. I started at midnight gmt so a while to go. @Rhubot and @everhopeful have given encouragement. Will keep you all posted on my naked day.
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No cheating. You can’t wear gloves.
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Update: 16 minutes in. Lying in bed with the smiths playing on hifi. All is well
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You sound like you’re wearing gloves.
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Rhubot
April 1, 2016, 11:21pm
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Please don’t make him provide photographic evidence
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Trust me you don’t want photographic evidence! You’ll just have to take jimbobs word on it.
Bit worried about what to do if the doorbell goes. I think a dressing gown would be cheating so will just have to ignore the doorbell.
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If the old neighbor lady next door comes over to borrow a cup of sugar, just don’t open the door with your balls swaying in the breeze. You might give her a heart attack.
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Not so easy now is it! You’re beginning to crack! I’ll throw in some temptation :
Man these shoes are comfortable.
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…correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think most women like swaying out-of-control balls on a guy.
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Rhubot
April 1, 2016, 11:32pm
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I would never presume to speak for most women
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Of course, a pair of out-of-control swaying balls could do some real damage in a game of Naked Twister.
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I pretty much have a Peter griffin gut that maintains my modesty so I have options
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Old joke…
A pianist at a nudist colony asks the crowd for a request. Some guy shouts out…
“Hey! Do you know your balls are hanging through the wicker chair?”
The pianist answers…
"No, but if you hum a few bars I’ll do the best I can.
(This is my 79 year old Mom’s favorite joke)
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Old joke pertinent to this thread:
Guy walks into the doctors office. He says “doctor can you help me? I have 5 penises”
The doctor is shocked “5 penises?! How do your underpants fit you?”
“Like a glove!” Replies the guy
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Rhubot
April 2, 2016, 12:00am
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One hour in! How’s it going?
Another old joke.
A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing only Saran wrap (shrink wrap, plastic cling),
and the psychiatrist says,
“I can clearly see your nuts.”
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So who is going to tell the emperor he has no clothes?
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So 8h now… how is it going with no clothes?
he probably got cold feet haha
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