Myself: “f*ck these negatives”. @far_cry0: “sup? what r u up to?” @anon93437440: “this is my ultimate quote; goodbye” @Jimbob: “I finally took a shower!” @Erez_Shmerling: “if only I didn’t have this cognitive problem, I would be a chess master” @Anna1: “for 17 years I was locked between four walls… who can compare with me?” @Anna:“oh, the nightmare I had last night…” @everhopeful:“today began as a bad day, but then I tripped and ordered a pizza!” @san_pedro: “do you know what I’m thinking of right now?” @PatrickT: “I’m awesome but also modest.” @77nick77: “then she looked at me and smiled back”
Ok folks, that’s all I could think of right now. Feel free to complete the list above!!
Sorry if I offended anyone, this compilation is based on real posting history, and I added a little bit of panache here and there, without distorting reality.
@Sarad: “I want to marry a real American man” @sirBoring: “my dream is to tame a wild cow” @Goyankees: “I am an old soul but I look oh so young!” @jeroenp: “that ■■■■■■■ med gave me vibrations in my ■■■■■…”
@cbbrown “My in-laws asked me again to move that bag of anvils from the back shed into the truck. That was AFTER feeding the cat, guinea pig, llama, and wild turkey.”
@MeghillaGorilla1 “When will there be a cure? These meds suck. We’re all doomed.” @shutterbug “I eat neurotypicals for breakfast. I want all the electronics in the world.”
