"Dismiss all of my previous quotes.
"INFINITY EQUALS FLATULENCE!!
This is my final quote. I will NEVER post on this forum again!! See you tomorrow morning.
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"An Sz Breakthrough? Initial Trials of Ambient Combobulation Shows Promise Under Semi-Controlled Studies Using Sonic Reverberation On Disenfranchised Mice With Attitude Problems.
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This is cracking me up!
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Yeah I’m cracking up!
Patrick is too funny … 
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LOOOOL thanks all … this truly made me feel better. 
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“Aesop’s Fable # 1006”
“The wild boar ate marmalade while floating in a rubber dingy in the middle of the ocean”
Translation?
Turtle can make a fire using nothing but her pink bandana, a pair of chop sticks, and her own belly button lint.
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Disregard my comment it was for another thread 
I think I’m tired and need sleep. Night all
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or a wild horse. it’s hard to choose. maybe i can do both! wow!
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hey…don’t talk crap…lol
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@SzAdmin: “You guys all piss me off: I’m drunk and I’m not afraid to say it and I don’t care.”
Lol, OK, I completely made this up but that is what I think he is really thinking on Saturday nights behind that cartoon head when he’ at home and no one is around.
And lets not forget our friend @Azley with his @77nick77 strikes again.
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@pansdisease: “I’ve been murdered once and I will be murdered again. The elephants will look me in the eye and laugh. Learn their mind and you’ll understand. It’s all in this Katy Perry video.”
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I’m new but perhaps mine could be “stay alive fren”
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I think @kindness would say, "oi mate I’m a jarhead. I’ll rip your head off and ■■■■ down your throat. But reall I’m kind
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”You mean I’m not known for my excellent toast making skills?
Everything here is awesome.
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@MeghillaGorilla1
You nailed it !!
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