Your jeans should be just tight enough that everyone in the room will want to sleep with you

Another Frank ohara

I remember hearing mick jagger put a rolled up sock in his crotch

He’s been accused of being small
Don’t know he’s got offspring

the tight pants aren’t working for me. you lied… :disappointed_relieved:

just kidding. tight jeans are definitely a way to attract dudes! :smile: )

but to attract others, I’m probably going to have to read a theory book about that mystery. :laughing:

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Models have inferiority complex best bet is the local bus

We need the personal opinion of @Samp

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i hate tight jeans, i am a baggy person, i like things hanging off of me

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Yuck! Those are just…yuck!

[shudder]

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Come on

You like skinny jeans!

I love tight thin yoga pants on women. I like to study the shape and then fantasize. But then it is depressing because I will never be with a female.

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What? ??

Every man gets his woman eventually

They run away when they hear you are mentally ill and can’t work.

No reason

Or

All the more reason

Here you go @daze

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I’m a small guy like mr jagger. No room full of bisexuals would be interested in me. But I do have a nice butt, maybe that would work in my favor.

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When I was in high school the yoga pants craze was in full effect. It never got boring checking out those girls. Something about dark yoga pants…

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Baby I’m more interested in the atmosphere

Yea I’m in Minnesota. Wishing I was her right now…

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@Samp in sweat pants right now we had to shovel
But I’m going to bathe soon

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I put an ad on Craigslist for personals and got a $500 offer to do nude modeling (FTR they only saw my face). I was like nah.

Men aren’t good til totally erect

You think?

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I’m a grower not a show-er wink

My ■■■■■ size like doubles when erect. Some men only grow an inch but are still big in some cases

I have one nude shot of me I’ve been showing off lately where my ■■■■■ looks huuuuge. I’m proud of myself for it. But I know it’s just the angle. Not like I’m small but I’m not As big as the pic shows