I choose invisibility
Paid off credit cards.
My super power?
Bring back vinyl records totally.
They can’t be heard by the human ear.
Yodels that break windows
yodelay yodeleee yodelaaaaay ![]()
Your mouth attracts flying glass
noms all glass and worries about the porcelain throne
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
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My superpower:
Every cat I ever come across loves me and let’s me pet their belly. ![]()
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I want to say mind reading but I don’t trust it anyway.
Option two is time travel!
Side effect: Despite travelling through time, the laws of physics will not let you change the past, according to these mathematical models:
Thanks! Gonna read it more thoroughly later ![]()
I’m just coming out of another round of kidney stones. Peeing broken glass ain’t no fun, bruv.
Oh, and blood thinners. Nothing like having your noodle drip blood for four hours.
Drawback…all cats even lions love you and chase after you ![]()
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For my super power I choose… teleportation
U gain 1kg every time u teleport
I will pet their beautiful mane. Fluffy!
I hope they don’t eat me. Do the lions love me affectionately or they love me for how I taste?
So what kind of side-effects are we talkin’ here?
Technically we time travel via the internet. ![]()
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And teleport via VR ![]()
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My superpower is having shite that smells like roses, and pee that smells like tulips…my side effect is that I’m always getting noses stuck in my crotch for a preview.