You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can choose a side effect

I choose invisibility

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Paid off credit cards.

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My super power?

Bring back vinyl records totally.

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They can’t be heard by the human ear.

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Yodels that break windows

yodelay yodeleee yodelaaaaay :window:

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Your mouth attracts flying glass

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noms all glass and worries about the porcelain throne

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When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

:yum:

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My superpower:
Every cat I ever come across loves me and let’s me pet their belly. :heart_eyes_cat:

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Comes with the superpower :sunglasses:
dragon-ball-z-son-goku

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I want to say mind reading but I don’t trust it anyway.

Option two is time travel!

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Side effect: Despite travelling through time, the laws of physics will not let you change the past, according to these mathematical models:

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Thanks! Gonna read it more thoroughly later :blush:

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I’m just coming out of another round of kidney stones. Peeing broken glass ain’t no fun, bruv.

Oh, and blood thinners. Nothing like having your noodle drip blood for four hours.

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Drawback…all cats even lions love you and chase after you :rofl::smile:

For my super power I choose… teleportation

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U gain 1kg every time u teleport

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I will pet their beautiful mane. Fluffy! :smiling_cat_with_heart_eyes: I hope they don’t eat me. Do the lions love me affectionately or they love me for how I taste?

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So what kind of side-effects are we talkin’ here?

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Technically we time travel via the internet. :scream::scream::scream:

And teleport via VR :scream::scream::scream::scream::scream:

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My superpower is having shite that smells like roses, and pee that smells like tulips…my side effect is that I’m always getting noses stuck in my crotch for a preview.

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