Why’d the sz chicken cross the road

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Because he heard a voice on the other side

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I thought it was because he thought he saw another chicken on the other side! :open_mouth:

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Because the voices told him to. :lion::lion::lion:

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I find it interesting that we all thought it was Male. :turkey::turkey::turkey:

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Because he was being chased by the mafia

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Because the med station was situated on the other side of the road.

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He tot he taw a puddy tat.

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He was hallucinating that there was a pail of chicken feed on the other side.

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Colonel Sanders was chasing him with a syringe full of Haldol, a frying pan, and a bucket.

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Hahaha that’s class

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He don’t know. We don’t know. No one knows.

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Because his voice convinced him that everything was better on the other side.

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Cos it was heavy traffic - and he was trying to kill himself.

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He saw his soulmate on the other side being fried.

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“He saw Mary Magdalene on the other side and he thought he was Jesus”

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