You could sneek into my house and clean, do paper work and have breaky ready for me when I awake. 
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Please let me have such an honor, I will be in debt of you rest of my life,
I haven’t seen such a generosity whole my life, 
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Do you want me to paint your walls also? 
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How about I sneak into your bedroom, trim your nosehair and paint your toenails? I can also offer switching your shoes for identical ones a size smaller, and making sure none of your socks have partners.
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Your so mean to me 
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I mean if you have lots of money in your house i could clean while you sleep 
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The sock elves are way ahead of you.
I’m awake now and I see no cleaning has been done 
laundry is still on the floor 
and no breaky grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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You sound like macho man wants typical wife. Modern women might rebel.
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But at least your toenails are now a fabulous hot pink!
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yeah, back in the day when I was 18 the ladies would come over and cook and clean for me,
miss those days 
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Probably not a good idea. You’d hate me for recycling your VHS collection.
They are gone now, paased them on to a guy who fixes VHS machines and collects VHS tapes, took 47 big garbage bags full out of here, 2 trips in his truck
Oh. My. Word.
How about I just rob you, but leave a nice greeting card to make up for it?
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Not much to rob here , few coins in a jug
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