Well IDK what the actual coldest temperature is, that I’ve experienced. But I can tell you about the time I felt the coldest I’ve ever been!
At age 15, my parents sent me away to a ranch that is for correcting bad kids. There were 4 levels. You had to reach level 4 before they would sign back your custody to your parents.
Anyway, when I got there, I started at level 1. Like every kid. Level 1 and 2 kids were put at the top of a mountain, with a tiny cabin and lots of animals to take care of.
When I got there, I had all of my personal clothing, shoes, and anything else on me, taken away. They put me in some ugly jumpsuit. And then I was forced to sit in a circle of rocks. Like, a really small circle, barely big enough for a fire pit and small “tent” (tarp wrapped around three logs).
I was allowed inside the cabin only for bland, unseasoned food, for dinner, and I was allowed to sleep on the cement floor at night. Breakfast was a bag of trail mix and lunch was instant ramen that we had to cook ourselves. Like, I had to make a fire in my little circle of rocks.
Well, we woke up at like 7 am, every day. And I was immediately sent back to the circle. On one particular day, it was 17 degrees fahrenheit. The ground was frozen… and I had to sit on that frozen dirt… while it was snowing… and the “tent” gave me no shelter from the brutal wind that felt like thousands of tiny icicles stabbing my face. I was so cold that I was sobbing, hoping they would take me inside. But nope!
AND THAT, is the coldest I’ve ever been. Thanks for reading.
Side note: And how was this legal? I have no idea!