I think about things I have to do.
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A childs smile
Warm sunshine on a sunny day
and rainbows after a summer storm.
haha, sorry I couldnt resist. I will stop after this one 
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About how crappy my life is.
– ba dum tss –
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Beating the hell out of those kids.
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I’m usually browsing the forum while on the toilet.
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You win @anon55031185 - your life is crappier than mine.
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When I’m saying, what is this crap, you don’t know what I’m referring to. I’m exciting like that.
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Truthfully, when I’m on the toilet I am usually concentrating and putting in effort. I eat a lot of cheese.
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Usually just thinking about how good this poop will feel
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I’m shouting mostly.
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I enjoy a cigarette while i poop
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Why I constipate often and how much more I can let out in one go and browsing the forum… Lol…
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I always try not to strain myself that my spastic abdomen muscle doesn’t pop out.
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Absolutley nothing. Im a quick dump and flush kind of guy lol.
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“What will it smell like this time?”
You asked for it 
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While listening to the “the distance” by cake?
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Existentialism 
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Careful the fumes don’t start a wild fire 
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Wondering why both my dogs have to be in here watching me do this.
Does anyone else have this problem or are my dogs perverts?
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Rofl. If I don’t get the door to the bathroom closed all the way, my dog will sometimes wander in as well. Then she leaves the door wide open so anyone can walk in at any moment.
I usually get the door closed to prevent this , though. 
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