we have put extra measures in place, sadly for Blanket and his girlfriends the fun is over.
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That’s hilarious!!!
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Scared me for a second. When I read the title I thought this thread was about me.
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Mmmm. Think of all that lovely BACON 
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lol, maybe they should bring this pig to Canada and let him run free, increase supply and lower the price…
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‘He lost his soul for a penny roll and a pound of the hairy bacon.’
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I’ll have sex as a schizophrenic… when pigs fly!
Or maybe since he’s the one having all the sex, I should fly. Not sure how this works 
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